DESPERATE LIBS Investigate Stray Piece of Plastic Wrap As “Hate-Bias”

Have we come to this? Why is a random piece of plastic wrap even remotely considered a “hateful” item? Is it because it was found “under a tree at frat row”? Liberals are officially desperate.

University of Maryland campus police launched an investigation into a discarded piece of plastic wrap Tuesday after receiving a report about a “possible hate-bias” incident.

Out of an abundance of concern, we are looking into this matter and conducting a review of our cameras in the area,” the department informed students via email, though The Diamondback reports that some students were upset when officers initially dismissed the object as garbage.

A UMD student tweeted a picture of the plastic wrap suggesting he was convinced that the detritus was intended to resemble a noose because it had been “under a tree at frat row,” alluding to an actual noose that was reportedly found in a fraternity house in April.

“Police say that since it wasn’t hanging…it’s just trash,” the student remarks, inserting a skeptical emoji before asking viewers to “Make your own conclusions.”

Many will conclude that moonbats are full of crap. Now even stray pieces of rubbish count as racist if they have knots in them, on the grounds that nooses have knots, and as we all know, only sacred black people were ever hanged.

They ought to show enough initiative to tie a real noose and hang it from a tree. These days kids are getting too lazy even to stage a proper hate hoax.

Via: moonbattery

 


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