HOW MANY “EVERYDAY AMERICANS” CAN AFFORD THIS OUTSPOKEN, PROGRESSIVE, ANTI-CAPITALIST’S VACATION HOME?

Wouldn’t it be great if every American could afford this luxurious 5-star vacation mansion on one of the most beautiful lakes in America? Well…you can’t. Only a select few (like Michael Moore) are able to afford a vacation home in northern Michigan valued at an astonishing $5.2 million.

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Did Michael Moore become so wealthy because the government gave him that kind of wealth? Did he inherit his money…or did Michael Moore become insanely rich because he utilized the very successful economic system of capitalism that he rails against (the same system ironically made him so wealthy with the low information voter)?

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Here you have it America…Michael Moore’s 5-star mansion. Moore purchased this mansion through hard work and ingenuity (He actually attained it by deceiving ignorant Americans in his series of leftist documentaries). Isn’t capitalism a wonderful thing? If you don’t believe me…just ask Michael Moore.

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DESCRIPTION OF HOME FROM REAL ESTATE ONE LISTING:

7 Bedrooms • 8 Bathrooms • 1 Half Baths • 11,058 Sq. Feet

Exceptional Executive Estate Situated On 300 Feet Of Torch Lake. Gated Entry To Main Lodge And Guest House Cottage With Custom Amenities Throughout. Amazing Master Suite W/panoramic Views Of Torch Lake, W/ ‘his/hers’ Closets & Spacious Built-in Storage Spaces, Gracious Bathroom W/’his/hers’ Water Closets. Dining Room Stretches From East To West Extending Indoors To Outdoors Onto Deck Through Accordion-fold Nano Patio Door. Center Of The Lodge Is The Kitchen With Eat-in Area,informal Dining,wet Bar-great Gathering Spot. Foyer Entry Views A Custom Staircase And Massive Stone Fireplace Which Leads Around To The Spacious, Yet Cozy Living Room. Main Level Also Has Separate Tv Room. Access To Second Floor Can Be By Elevator Or 2 Staircases. Second Floor Provides 4 Bedrooms/3 Bathrooms, Laundry, Art Studio With Fireplace & Spiral Stairs To Bonus Loft Space. Library Overlooks The Dining Room. Lower Level Has Extensive Storage, Gym With Adjacent Bathroom W/ Shower, Future Theater Has Been Framed. Executive Office Above Garage Has Separate Entry. Guest Cottage Has Main Floor Master Bedroom W/ Adjacent Barrier-free Shower,living Room, Kitchen,fireplace, And Upstairs Open Loft With Bathroom And Kitchenette. The Meticulous Landscaping And Attention To Details On The Grounds Provide A Setting To View The Beautiful Sunsets Over Torch Lake And The Surrounding Area. Close To Traverse City, Petoskey, Boyne City And Many Lovely Up-north Communities And Recreational Destinations. A Dream Come True!


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