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Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, 25 July 2016
11:30 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
5:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
Tuesday, 26 July 2016
9:00 AM
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP
10:30 PM
“How to Bank $200 Million as a
public Servant and claim to be broke”
Hillary Clinton
2:00 PM
“How to have a successful career
without ever having a job, and
still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to
Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Baltimore Looters
Wednesday, 27 July 2016
8:30 AM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and
Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
9:00 AM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
9:30 AM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology
“Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
11:00 AM
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as
“Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
1:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
the Washington Post and the New York Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
3:00 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
5:00 PM
Personal Finance Seminar –
“Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Hillary Clinton
Thursday, 28 July 2016
9:00 AM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
9:30 AM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the
White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.
10:00 AM
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:00 AM
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and
withdrawal when Hillary realizes he’s
someone she got killed in Benghazi
11:30 AM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews