JOKE OF THE WEEK: Dear Clueless…


Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay
the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even
pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?

Signed: Clueless
Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. You don’t need him anymore! Good grief woman, you’re running for President of the United States!

– Abby

Nailed it!

 REUTERS/Adrees Latif
REUTERS/Adrees Latif

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