Joe Biden, the presidential candidate who believes Americans still listen to music on a phonograph, is venturing out of his basement to join his wife and handler, Jill Biden, on a train tour through Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Joe was greeted in Ohio by mobs of Trump supporters holding Trump flags, signs, and banners, as they patiently waited for old Sleepy Joe to pass by:
Joe Biden’s train tour receives an unexpected welcome from @realDonaldTrump’s supporters!pic.twitter.com/vlWsd5JiwH
— Students For Trump (@TrumpStudents) September 30, 2020
Comedian Tim Young points out that Biden’s train tour consists of riding the train for 25 minutes and then getting off the train to greet 8 people. Young calls his campaign train stunt, “Pointless.”
Sooo… Joe Biden rides the train for 25 minutes to get off at another stop to talk to 8 people? Pointless.
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) September 30, 2020
Young asks, “When’s the last time a presidential candidate went on a train tour? 1912?”
When's the last time a presidential candidate went on a train tour? 1912?
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) September 30, 2020
During one of his campaign stops today, Joe Biden addressed a small crowd of supporters in Cleveland when he became suddenly distracted by the sound of a passing train.
“And here comes the train that he tried to make sure didn’t continue to wa…run. No, that’s the commuter—alright…no, that’s—But folks look…”Biden mumbled to a small crowd of mostly media members spread out around a community park.
— Zach Parkinson (@AZachParkinson) September 30, 2020
"I'll talk to you at our next stop wherever that is…" -Joe Biden having no clue where he's going on his train tour
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) September 30, 2020