Wow, this was a very embarrassing moment….
Joe Biden met with the UK Prime Minister today, Keir Starmer, and things got awkward, fast.
Joe Biden reached over to shake his hand and Starmer left him hanging for quite a long time!
So long that Biden had to finally say “Why don’t you give me your hand there, pal?” To which he finally did after looking very confused and nervous.
Take a look:
Prime Minister of England didn’t want to shake Joe Biden’s hand.
No one respects Sleepy Joe!pic.twitter.com/caccp3JZLy
— Paul A. Szypula (@Bubblebathgirl) July 10, 2024
Full video player here:
What is going on here? pic.twitter.com/kOeMn9U6nb
— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) July 11, 2024
Ok, so what happened?
Many people are saying the Prime Minister did not want to shake Joe’s hand.
I actually don’t think that’s it.
I couldn’t find a longer version of this video but I suspect they had just shaken hands for a photo op right before they sat down.
Once you do that and then sit down, you don’t typically shake hands again, it’s very strange.
So what I think happened is Joe forgot he shook hands just minutes before and goes to do it again.
This man is not fit for office.
Heck, he’s not fit to leave the old people’s home on his own recognizance!
It’s far from the first time that’s happened.
This one is even worse, remember this?
Remember this?
An absolute classic.
Joe Biden looks offended Chuck Schumer won’t shake his hand, forgets they just shook 5 seconds ago.#DementiaJoe #TurboParkinsons pic.twitter.com/bD5ceiJTjK
— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) July 11, 2024
Full video player here:
Biden goes in for another handshake w Schumer
He forgot! Watch pic.twitter.com/a7LM8TROam
— Myrna (@GigaBeers) June 14, 2024
I suppose on the scale of bad to worse, shaking hands twice is better than when he shakes hands with the air:
And also far better than what he did to this poor man's arm:
Joe Biden Gives Super Creepy "Rub Down" To Man's Arm
Do you know what a pet-peeve of mine is?
It's when you're in church and the people in front of you start doing public rub downs.
Do you know what I mean?
You're just sitting there trying to enjoy a nice time in church and all of a sudden the couple ahead of you starts doing a back rub.
It usually starts out slow at first but then sometimes they really get into it, and it starts looking like a full-blown deep tissue massage.
Then the rub-ee leans forward so the rub-or can get a better angle and really go in deeper.
A couple weeks ago, I even witnessed a TWO HANDED rub down in the row ahead of me.
I nearly interrupted to tell them to just go get a room.
I'm sorry but we simply don't need public rub-downs in church, and I'm calling for an end to it!
Because I can't focus once you start with your rub downs, working out knots and doing deep tissue kneading.
Now all of a sudden you've brought me into your kinky rub down and now it's just awkward for all of us!
Can I please just sit here in peace and let me enjoy church?
Ok, why I am I telling you all of this?
Because Joe Biden just did his own public rub down and it was also very creepy.
Watch here:
Joe Biden gives super creepy rub-down to black man's arm....
JOE: back away, that is not a 6 year old girl! Do not try to smell it next! pic.twitter.com/C14aBI2fnJ
— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) July 2, 2024
Joe, this is NOT a 6-year old girl! (not that you should be rubbing those down either).
Joe, back away....
Whatever you do, do NOT try to smell his arm next!
The comments online are hilarious.
I love this one the most -- remember, Joe is still allegedly sick with a cold -- that he just smeared all over this poor guy's arm:
Spreading his ‘cold’. The WH Press Sec says that he still has a cold, so…
— Rods_of_God (@Rods_of_God) July 2, 2024
Others report this is just another clear sign of advanced dementia:
This is something I dealt with with my husband. They’re confused/hallucinating and do a lot of strange touching which is sometimes inappropriate (remember Biden kissing the WWII vets inappropriately and their confusion?)
— ProudBoomer2 (@Proud_Boomer2) July 2, 2024
And this one:
Just when you think the creepy old man can’t get any weirder… he does.
— Mark Thompson (@marktmt) July 2, 2024
So, what do you think is creepier?
Joe Biden rubbing people down?
Joe Biden smelling people?
Or Joe Biden doing his creepy whisper thing?
Joe Biden Does His "Dog Faced Pony Soldier" Bit Again, Adds Creepy Whispering
There two things Joe Biden really loves...
A really weird and creepy line apparently from a John Wayne movie about a "Dog Faced Pony Soldier".....and creepy whispering.
And he put them together in his latest ass-hat clip going viral on X.
Seriously, what is wrong with this guy?
Who talks like this?
Is this Elder Abuse?
Watch him again use his infamous line "you're a dog-faced pony soldier!"
JOE BIDEN: “The Indian looks at John Wayne and points to the Union soldier and says, 'He's a lying, dog-faced pony soldier!' Well there's a lot of lying, dog-faced pony soldiers out there about global warming..”
— ALX (@alx) September 10, 2023
The most hilarious thing?
They Fact-Checked it and the line actually doesn't exist in any John Wayne movie....or any other movie anyone can find for that matter:
The movie he’s talking about doesn’t exist and he’s probably confusing it with one of his childhood experiences like with Corn Pop. pic.twitter.com/rKzbkgl0pT
— ALX (@alx) September 10, 2023
This is the only one anyone can find that is even close:
https://twitter.com/JeremyE0815/status/1700899528994394141
For more on the "Biden Gaffe Machine" let's take a walk down memory lane, shall we?
The Gaffe Machine:
Extremely well done, from my friend Trey Smith:
And don't forget this:
"Look, fat....."
And:
Dog Faced Pony Soldier
Hairy legs and roaches:
This is a Guest Post from our friends over at WLTReport.