Dr. Evil (Fauci) sat down with Margaret Brennan of Face the Nation, where they discussed the growing distrust of his advice related to COVID lockdowns and vaccine mandates.

“So, anybody who spins lies and threatens and all that theater that goes on with some of the investigations and some of the congressional committee’s and the Rand Paul’s and all of that other nonsense—that’s noise Margaret, that’s noise!” Dr. Fauci said. “I know what my job is.”

Brennan responded by reminding Fauci, “Senator Cruz told the attorney general that you should be prosecuted.” Dr. Evil responded with a bizarre laugh as he threw his head back and asked, “Yeah—I have to laugh at that!” he said, as he continued to laugh, “I should be prosecuted?” he asked. And in what can only be described as an incredible moment, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and the Chief Medical Advisor to the President asked, “What happened on January 6th, Senator?” Fauci is clearly accusing Senator Cruz of having something to do with the incident at the Capitol that lunatics in Congress are trying to pin on Trump and his supporters.

“Do you think that this is about making you a scapegoat to deflect from President Trump?” she asked. “Of course, you have to be asleep not to figure that one out!” Fauci said. “Well, there are a lot of Republican Senators taking aim at this…” she said. The arrogant Fauci told her, “That’s okay—because I’m gonna be saving lives, and they’re gonna be lying.”

The all-knowing Fauci arrogantly explained to the Face the Nation that HE represents science, “I represent science!” he said, adding, “And if you damage science—you are doing something very detrimental to society—long after I leave.”

So, to conclude: Dr. Evil believes HE represents science. He also believes that he is a scapegoat for Trump and that Senator Cruz needs to be investigated for his role in the January 6th incident.

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