Yep, you read the headline right.

A 37-year-old man has been arrested and charged with felony assault after he attacked a federal agent in Washington, D.C. with a deli sandwich from Subway.

One thing’s for sure: he won’t be eating fresh in jail.

Take a look:

BREAKING: Man Accused of Throwing Sandwich at CBP Agent in DC Faces Federal Assault Charges

Sean Charles Dunn, who used a Subway sandwich as a weapon to attack a federal officer deployed by President Trump on the streets of DC earlier this week, has been charged with felony assault.

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DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro said in a statement that “the police are not out there to get pushed around or beat up.”

FAFO!

Sean Dunn was caught on cam Sunday night screaming at a group of federal officers before getting in one’s face and taunting him.

He then hurled his sub at a CBP agent, striking him in the chest before running off.

Fox News reported:

Metro Transit Police said they were patrolling the U Street area, seemingly as part of the Trump administration’s initiative to crackdown on crime in the nation’s capital, when a man later identified as Sean Charles Dunn shouted obscenities at a CBP agent, standing inches from his face and calling him a “fascist.”

Moments later, police said Dunn returned, wound up, and “forcefully threw” a sandwich at the agent, hitting him in the chest, according to court documents. He then ran away, with a trail of federal officers chasing him.

Witnesses could be heard giggling as Dunn darted from the cops, according to an Instagram video posted by a bystander.

After being arrested and taken to the police station, Dunn allegedly told another officer, “I did it. I threw a sandwich.”

He is charged with felony assault on a law enforcement officer.

For reference, here’s the full video:

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#BREAKING: A DC man has been charged with felony assault charges after hitting a federal agent with Subway sandwich

#Washington | #DC

A Washington, D.C. man is now facing federal charges after allegedly throwing a sub-style sandwich at a Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officer during a confrontation Sunday night. Prosecutors say Sean Charles Dunn shouted at the officer, who was patrolling with Metro Transit Police in Northwest D.C saying f*ck you! You f*cken fascists! Why are you here? I don’t want you in my city!” before striking him in the chest with the sandwich. The incident, reportedly caught on Instagram video, ended with Dunn’s arrest. He later admitted, I did it. I threw the sandwich according to court documents

Jeanine Pirro had some words for this guy…

“Stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else!”

You’ve got to watch this:

Gotta love Judge Jeanine.

I couldn’t think of a better person for D.C. U.S. Attorney.

 

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