Joe Biden has some of his best moments when he’s not struggling to read the words that have been written for him on a teleprompter. An unscripted Joe is pretty much a guarantee of an outrageous lie or a statement in his own special language that only make sense to Joe (and perhaps a turkey).

Earlier today, while making the traditional Presidential pardon of the Thanksgiving turkey, Joe Biden chose to speak in Thanksgiving gibberish language as he asked Ronnie Parker, Chairman of the National Turkey Federation, who was responsible for bringing the soon-t0-be-pardoned turkey to the White House, how many turkeys he has.

“How many turkeys you got down there?” Joe asked

Mr. Parker responds, “About nine and a half million.”

And that’s when Joe let loose with his unscripted Thanksgiving special gibberish, “God love ya!” Joe exclaimed, adding, “Nine and a half million turkeys! I’ll tell ya what—That’s like some of the countries I’ve been to!”

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What??!!

Biden then turns his attention to the turkey as he places the microphone in front of its beak, asking it, “Do you want to talk?”

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As if Biden’s incredible exchange about the turkey wasn’t enough, upon learning the name of the turkey is “Chocolate Chip,” Biden tells the adoring media, “Of course, chocolate is my favorite ice cream,” adding, “but we could’ve named them chips and science.” 

So, what’s up with Joe Biden’s obsession with ice cream?

White House doctors and Joe’s wife, Jill, who leads him around like a puppy dog, are unwilling to disclose the reason Joe’s mental state is rapidly deteriorating before our eyes. Although the reason behind his half-witted appearances is being kept a secret, one thing that is obvious to anyone watching— Joe’s happiest moments are when he’s got an ice cream cone in his hand.

On April 21, the Daily Caller revealed that a whopping $11,000 ice cream expenditure was discovered on the campaign’s FEC filing.

Former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign has spent nearly $11,000 on Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s favorite ice cream, which she has come under fire for after showing off her collection in an interview.

According to the Federal Election Commission (FEC), Biden’s campaign has spent $10,600 on Pelosi’s favorite ice cream as donor gifts between May 2019 and March 2020. The description for the ice cream in the FEC filing says “donor gifts.”

That’s a lot of ice cream—even for Joe Biden!

Last night, on Instagram, Donald Trump Jr. shared some interesting information about how ice cream is “good for dementia.”

Trump Jr wrote, “It all makes sense now…” along with a short blurb about how “ice cream is far more effective and safe than Prozac for people with dementia.”

The information Trump Jr. shared is from an article published on the Alzheimer Association CA Central Coast Chapter #45 website under “Caregiver Tips and Tools.”

Yes, ice cream. It takes all of your worries away. It is soothing and delicious, and personable: everyone has a favorite flavor! Ice cream brings people with dementia to happier, warmer times when the treat was shared with friends and loved ones at special, joyous occasions. Ice cream has the power to immediately elicit soothing feelings at the very first taste of a single spoonful. It erases all the negative feelings related to frustration and continues to stimulate pleasure receptors in the brain with every new scoop. And dementia (here is the best part!) allows one to fully enjoy the treat, with no concerns for calories, weight gain or dietary needs, completely guilt-free! For people with dementia, ice cream is far more effective and safe than Prozac or any other “happy” drug on the market!

If you are caring for a loved one with dementia, find out what flavor is their absolute favorite, and NEVER RUN OUT OF ICE CREAM! If you have dietary concerns, use brands that observe your dietary needs. There are plenty of diabetic-friendly brands available. Ice cream can also be found in low-fat, low-cal, sugar-free, and lactose-free varieties. Whatever kind or flavor you use, always have plenty of it handy always. Ice cream is an essential part of your dementia care tool-kit, like a Swiss army knife that’s invaluable for many occasions.

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