Ray and Bob, two government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole”, said bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.”

The woman said, “Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.”

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She loosened a few bolts, and then laid the pole down.

She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, “Eighteen fee, six inches” and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. “Well ain’t that just like a ‘Miss-know-it-all’ woman?” he said. “We need the height and she gives us the length!”

Ray and Bob are still working for the government.

But now they’re congressmen…

God Bless America!

 


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