A US Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville, FL.
He tells the priest, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the s**t out of a flag burning Hillary supporter.”
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The priest says, “My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service.”