We were all hoping President Trump had a secret weapon, but we never knew it would be this.
I regret to inform you that Chuck Schumer just said ‘erection’ instead of ‘insurrection’ on the Senate floor pic.twitter.com/U5xRRnkaQg
— Dave Jamieson (@jamieson) January 22, 2021
Lock your bedroom doors! A rebellion is rising.
Chuck Schumer, today, announced that the first shots had been fired in The Great Erection Insurrection of 2021.
“Make no mistake,” he said “Donald John Donald John Trump incited the erection insurrection against the United States”
We had no idea it had already begun.
But, we stand at attention, and await your orders, Mr. President.