The Babylon Bee is a right-leaning satire site that regularly produces some of the funniest content on the internet. On Monday, The Babylon Bee released a hilarious videotaped skit depicting FBI agents orchestrating a domestic terror attack on the Capitol. The scene mocks FBI agents who allegedly set up Trump supporters on January 6th.
The video opens with an image of a Confederate flag and the words “Undisclosed Location” at the bottom of the screen. The next shot includes a picture of a marked-up map with strings and push pins, along with guns and bandanas (disguises) lying on top of the map. The words “MAGA Country” are added under “Undisclosed Location.”
The opening scene reveals the FBI ringleader giving instructions to his cohort Garth, “Alright, enough talk, it’s time to take action! Garth, repeat the plan.”
“The plan is simple,” Garth says.
The FB ringleader interrupts him, “Repeat the plan, emphasizing the most illegal parts, speaking audibly, loud enough for, say, a tiny microphone to hear—and also, state your full name.”
“OK, the plan is simple. We break into the Capitol building—we infiltrate the government and kidnap the Speaker of the House. And this is Garth Henderson speaking,” the MAGA hat, Miller beer/Trump t-shirt wearing FBI agent says.
The FBI ringleader suddenly turns around and speaks into a microphone in his jacket collar, asking, “Did you get that? We’ve got everything we need!” as he turns to the men at the planning table and draws his gun, screaming to everyone to “get down” warning them that a squad of FBI agents are on their way. Hilariously, everyone in the room draws their guns and points them at each other.
A large red-headed MAGA hat-wearing man at the table who’s wearing a hilarious fake black mustache shouts, “You FBI scum! You’re all scum! You’ll never take us alive. We’re the true patriots, standing up for liberty and stuff!” Suddenly, the FBI ringleader recognizes “Steve” and calls him out by name. The red-headed man with the bad mustache admits he hasn’t been around the office because he’s been working undercover.
The hilarity continues, as an emotional FBI agent with a fake suicide bomb around his waist recalls happier times when the agents in the room worked together to create a phony kidnapping plot against Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer and how they built a lego model of the Capitol together.
The FBI agents realize they are the only ones in on the January 6th Capitol “insurrection plot” and that there are no actual Trump supporters in the room. So they put down their guns, and the ring leader suggests they move forward with the plot to set up the Trump supporters—because, after all, they don’t want to let all of their hard work go to waste.
The Babylon Bee skit would be even funnier if it weren’t true. The FBI deserves to be mocked for setting up Trump supporters and for faking kidnapping plots like the one in Michigan. Democrat Governor Whitmer has been using the so-called “kidnapping plot” to invoke sympathy almost every time she is attacked for her draconian lockdown orders or the deaths she caused when she sent COVID positive patients into nursing homes in her state.
When our intelligence agencies are being used as a tool to help Democrats deflect from the horrible truth about their deceitful party, America is in big trouble.