President Trump spoke to a huge Tulsa, Oklahoma crowd of supporters last night for over two hours.
During his speech, he trolled the media in a big way, but the humorless media still didn’t get the joke.
The best moment was when President Trump described how he hates to drip water on his tie, so he’s careful to drink with two hands. He discussed how the fake news media tried to make it seem as though he’s ill and can’t drink water with one hand.
He mocked the media in an epic way by standing at the podium and drinking a glass of water with one hand then throwing it to the side. It was a laugh that his supporters got, but the media immediately began to scorn the president. They just can’t take a joke.
President Trump also had several one-liners that got the crowd going:
Law and Order: “We will defend … the right to keep and bear arms. And when you see those lunatics all over the streets, it’s damn nice to have arms.”
Ilhan Omar: “She would like to make the government of our country just like Somalia. No government, no safety, no police, no nothing. Just anarchy.”
Burning the American Flag: “We ought to come up with legislation that if you burn the American flag, you go to jail for one year … if somebody wants to burn the American flag and stomp on it, but just burn it, they go to jail for one year.”