THANK YOU GREG GUTFELD! He was on fire last night during his monologue. He took the time to warn the “anti-Trumpers” by asking if they’re sure they want to unseat a sitting president.
FAIR WARNING: The show starts with a clip of an odd comment from Rachel Maddow and then Greg begins.
TRANSCRIPT: All of this is about behavior prior to an election designed to unseat a President based on a vast emotional injury that occurred on November 8, 2016. What unites anti-Trumpers is PTSD — President Trump Stress Disorder.
The media says Trump is using foreign policy to distract from scandal, but it’s actually the opposite. These scandals are designed to keep him from doing his job. That is how America sees it. That is how I see it. And I am America.
Yes, I am. I am kind of shaped like America and America just wants him to keep doing his job because, so far he ain’t bad. ISIS, North Korea, China, taxes — stop him now. What a story that would be. First, an outsider is elected to disrupt the system. Second, he actually disrupts the system. Third, the media and their Democratic enablers flip out. Four, they use everything in their power to remove him.
Now, if they succeed, they will have removed one of the most radical political figures in recent memory using behavior that occurred prior to the election. Anti- Trumpers, have you thought this through? If you’re not careful, you’re going to turn Trump into a massive folk hero and 70 million people will be at your doorstep and it won’t be to sing, “You’ve got a friend.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfGUGCJnB_4
TRANSCRIPT FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW:
RACHEL MADDOW, MSNBC HOST: I did have a whole different show planned for tonight, we will do it tomorrow. Things happen, you know, beat up, roll off. I’m trying to be a duck about this. I am trying to be a zen duck. Beat up, roll off. Just let it go.
GREG GUTFELD, HOST, “THE GREG GUTFELD SHOW”: I don’t know what that means. Let’s move on.
All right. Thank you, America. So, like a six-pound frozen block of in- flight bathroom waste, James Comey’s book dropped from the sky, and when it did the media could not contain their excitement.
MADDOW: The James Comey book accidentally came out early, oops. Good evening, Lawrence.
LAWRENCE O’DONNELL, MSNBC HOST: Oh, good evening, Rachel. I was just reading the end because I want to see how the investigation turns out, so I’m just kind of…
GUTFELD: Breaking news, they can read. I kid. Now, no one sent me a book. Everyone else got one and it made them feel so funny inside.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Comey went further than you were even expecting even more so than when he talked about it in the book.
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS, AMERICAN JOURNALIST: He is just not holding back on President Trump in any way shape or form.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: And he talks about how it was an out of body experience for him to sit with the President, it must have been an out of body experience for you…
STEPHANOPOULOS: Thank you for saying that.
GUTFELD: Kids, this ain’t the Bible. It’s a freaking book of gossip by a bitter ex. Here is one revelation though, Comey says Trump reminds him of something.
MADDOW: I thought of New York mafia’s social clubs. The Italian mafia called itself la casa nostra, this thing of ours and always drew a line between someone who was a friend of yours meaning someone outside the family and someone who was a friend of ours, meaning an official member of the family and the president-elect was trying to make us all part of the same family, and that team Trump had made it a thing of ours.
GUTFELD: So, I am pretty sure that Thursday night, Rachel read the entire book to her audience. It was like a bedtime story for communist party cat ladies.
But Trump is like a mafia boss? File that under duh. Anyone who saw the debates knows that. Every day he put out a hit on a libel.
The fact is he is a billionaire real estate developer in New York City. You think he never had to deal with actual mafia bosses? Why do you think he is the way he is now, sorry, when America hears Comey whine that Trump is like a mafia boss they go, no, (inaudible) Sherlock. That’s why we like him.
Think about it, who would you rather have dealing with the likes of North Korea or Putin? A guy who reminds you of this or someone who reminds who reminds you of a grad school PA poetry to his cats.
Now, I don’t know that he does that and okay, if I were Trump when asked about being called a mob boss, I’d say, I am deeply flattered and then I would hand out red hats that’s a “mafia” instead of MAGA, we had that made by the way, $25.00 if you want it.
Bottom line, this all comes down to one fact. There’s a certain kind of person designed to be President from the get-go. They look like this or this or this or this. Trump is not them. He is Trump. Someone unaccustomed to the purity test all politicians can fake, which is why the public doesn’t care, they know what he is.
He may be a mafia boss, but he is our mafia boss.
So, they are applauding for the mafia. They are applauding for the mafia. So, while the media spews crap, how does America feel about it? All of this is about behavior prior to an election designed to unseat a President based on a vast emotional injury that occurred on November 8, 2016. What unites anti-Trumpers is PTSD — President Trump Stress Disorder.
The media says Trump is using foreign policy to distract from scandal, but it’s actually the opposite. These scandals are designed to keep him from doing his job. That is how America sees it. That is how I see it. And I am America.
Yes, I am. I am kind of shaped like America and America just wants him to keep doing his job because, so far he ain’t bad. ISIS, North Korea, China, taxes — stop him now. What a story that would be. First, an outsider is elected to disrupt the system. Second, he actually disrupts the system. Third, the media and their Democratic enablers flip out. Four, they use everything in their power to remove him.
Now, if they succeed, they will have removed one of the most radical political figures in recent memory using behavior that occurred prior to the election. Anti- Trumpers, have you thought this through? If you’re not careful, you’re going to turn Trump into a massive folk hero and 70 million people will be at your doorstep and it won’t be to sing, “You’ve got a friend.”
