Long before AI-generated videos,
Like “Trump Train’s A Rollin'” from over 7 years ago:
Or this gem, which was a top favorite for many years back in the day.
Remember this from Henry Davis?
When that first dropped it was unlike anything we’d ever heard and we rocked that for years!
You’re awesome Henry, it would be a good time for a new track right about now…just sayin’!
But now a new one is out and I have to say I think this takes the crown of best Trump song ever released.
I shared this with you a few weeks ago for the first time, but it just popped up in my YouTube feed again this morning and now I lost another 30 minutes of my day just streaming this on repeat, so I figured it would be a good time to post it here for all of you again.
The visuals…
The music…
The lyrics…
The vibe…
It’s all just….PERFECT.
Please enjoy:
I don't know who makes this, but the @elonmusk part is hilarious 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/BugPCL7pOp
— Donna Louise (@DonnaLouise1212) April 3, 2026
Backup here on Rumble if you need it:
YouTube:
FULL LYRICS:
Open the Strait
[Verse 1]
Wake up, check the map
Ya the Strait’s all mine
Ships backed up heavy, that’s a bad headline
They said, “Sir, be careful!”
I said, “Watch me go”
I run the pressure game, I just steal the show
48 hours, yeah, I set the clock
You either open up or I rock the dock
People call it risky, I call it a deal
Big moves only, that’s just how I feel
[Chorus]
Open the Strait, or I will…
Big ships movin’, you know the drill
Push one button, overkill
Nobody does it like me, nobody will
Open the Strait, be smart
You don’t want the second part
Lights go out, engines stop
When I go big, I hit the top, oooaah
I hit the top, yeah
[Verse 2]
Oh, they talk tough online, yeah, I’ve seen it before
They fold real quick when I raise the score
ALL CAPS TYPING, yeah, I mean every word
Say it loud enough, the whole world’s heard
Allies sitting quiet, I call ’em out
If you’re not with me, what’s that about?
I say we’re winning, and I repeat
Turn the pressure up, feel the heat
[Chorus]
Open the Strait or I will
Big ships movin’, you know the drill
Push one button, overkill
Nobody does it like me
Open the Strait, be smart
You don’t want the second part
Lights go out, engines stop
When I go big, I hit the top
Hit the top, oh
[Bridge]
Tick-tock, clock don’t wait
I decide the final state
Say my name, dominate
Every move, I escalate
They said, “No,” I said, “Watch”
Flip the switch, cutting the notch
World stage, center spot
I take everything you got
[Chorus/Outro]
You open the Strait or I will
Big ships movin’, you know the drill
Push one button, overkill
Nobody does it like me, nobody will
Open the strait, be smart
You don’t want the second part
Lights go out, engines stop
When I go big, I hit the top
Open the Strait or I will
Big ships movin’, you know the drill
Push one button, overkill
Nobody does it like me
Be smart, you don’t want the second part
Lights go out, engines stop
When I go big, I hit the top
I can’t even pick a favorite part, but Elon and AOC is great, the lyrics are perfect, paper-cutout Khamenei on fire is hilarious…
Can’t even pick a favorite line:
“When I go big I hit the top!”
Nobody does it like me, nobody will”
“I said watch me go….I run the pressure game, I just steal the show!”
Perfect chorus:
“Open the strait — or I will.”
FULL LYRICS:
Yeah, wake up. Check the map. Get the straights on mine. Ships backed up heavy. That’s a bad headline. They said, “Sir, be careful.”
I said, “Watch me go.” I run the pressure game. I just steal the show. 48 hours. Yeah, I set the clock. You either open up or I rock the dock.
People call it risk, I call it a deal. Big moves only. That’s just how I feel. Open the straits or I will. Big ships moving. You know the drill.
You push one button, overkill. Nobody does it like me. Nobody will. Nobody. Open the strait. Be smart. You don’t want the second part.
Lights go out and engine stop. When I go big, I hit the top part. I hit the top. Well, they talk a fine line. Yeah, I’ve seen it before.
But they fall real quick when I raise the score. All caps typing. Yeah, I mean every word. Say it loud enough. The whole world’s heard.
Sitting quiet. I call them out. If you’re not with me, what’s that about? I say we’re winning it and I repeat. Turn the pressure up.
Feel the heat. No one is ready. Oh, I will. The big ships moving. You know the drill. Push one button, overkill.
Nobody does it like me. Nobody will. Nobody. Open the strait. Be smart. You don’t want the second part. Lights go out.
Engine stop. When I go big, I hit the top. I hit the top of the tick-tock. Don’t wait. I decide the final stage.
Say my name. Dominate every move. I escalate. They said no. I said watch. Flip the switch. Not in the notch.
World stage. Send the spot. I take everything. You go straight or I will. Big ships moving. You know the drill.
Push one button. Overkill. Nobody does it like me. Nobody will. Nobody. Open the strait. Be smart.
You don’t want the second part. Lights go out and engine stop. When I go big, I hit the top. Straight or I will.
Ships moving. You know the drill. Push one button, overkill. Nobody does it like me. Nobody will.
Nobody. Open the strait. Be smart. You don’t want the second part. Lights go out and engine stop. I hit the top.
This might go straight to #1 on my list of Trump meme songs.
If this isn’t #1, then this classic probably is:
Please enjoy:
"Now I ain't sayin' she a vote rigger"#TrumpMugShot at Fulton County
By the Memefellas of the Dilley Meme Team@Ramble_Rants @TAftermath2020 @MakaveliMemez @C3PMeme @Fuknutz pic.twitter.com/npHltFhIwC
— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) August 25, 2023
Backup here on YouTube at least for right now:
Rumble Backup:
https://rumble.com/v3ganl0-we-want-d-trump-we-want-d-trump.html
I can’t even pick a favorite line, so many good ones…
If it’s not the chorus “But Fatty only make my lead bigger” then I think MAYBE it would have to be “You will see her at the Court House, Call Her Fatty Willis”:
Humor and satire always hit stronger than most anything else.
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