I’m sure by now you’ve seen the completely absurd “birthday letter” Donald Trump allegedly sent to Jeffrey Epstein one year for his birthday.

It looks like this:

Closer look:

TRANSCRIPT:

Voice Over:

There must be more to life than having everything.

Donald
Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is.

Jeffrey
Nor will I, since I also know what it is.

Donald
We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.

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Jeffrey
Yes, we do, come to think of it.

Donald
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

Jeffrey
As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.

Donald
A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.

Donald J. Trump

(Signature)

The whole thing is ridiculous to me.

For anyone who knows even a little about Donald Trump, it’s not at all written in his voice.  Doesn’t sound like him at all, completely off.

What it DOES sound like is someone who tried to fake a Trump voice and just wasn’t very good at it.  Like they tried to throw in a few phrases he has said over the years to try and make it look like Trump, but they totally whiffed on the overall tone and voice.  Big miss.

Also the signature looks like a really bad fake.

Here is President Trump hammering both of those same points home:

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He’s 100% right, and we all know it.

Stupid topic, total distraction.  Total fake.

But you know what is real?

Fox News reports this birthday letter from Bill Clinton to Jeffrey Epstein is real:

The House Oversight Committee has released another tranche of files related to Jeffrey Epstein on Monday night, which includes a message from former President Bill Clinton in the late pedophile’s infamous “birthday book.”

The surprise document dump by the GOP-led panel came hours after Epstein’s estate turned materials over to House investigators, pursuant to a congressional subpoena.

Among the documents released by the committee is the reported book compiled by Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell for the late pedophile’s 50th birthday.

What appears to be an entry by Clinton praises Epstein’s “childlike curiosity, the drive to make a difference, and the [illegible] of friends.”

The book also appears to include entries by former Epstein attorney Alan Dershowitz and President Donald Trump, though the White House and the president himself have vehemently denied its veracity on multiple occasions.

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“As I have said all along, it’s very clear President Trump did not draw this picture, and he did not sign it. President Trump’s legal team will continue to aggressively pursue litigation,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt wrote on X, specifically in reference to a Wall Street Journal story that first mentioned allegations of Trump writing in the book.

Fox News Digital also reached out to Clinton’s office for comment.

Epstein and Clinton were known to have a cordial relationship, and Clinton is known to have flown on Epstein’s plane on numerous occasions.

Neither he nor Trump have been accused of any wrongdoing related to Epstein, however.

Here is the note:

And my best attempt at a transcript:

Jeffrey —

Happy 50th —
It’s amazing isn’t it, to have lived so long, across all the years of learning and knowing,
adventure and wisdom, and still to have your childlike curiosity,
the drive to make a difference, and the embrace of friends.

Bill Clinton

This is a Guest Post from our friends over at WLTReport. View the original article here.
 

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