It was a VERY good night last night in the election primaries.

Jasmine Crockett LOST and will soon be out of Congress:

BREAKING: Jasmine Crockett LOSES In Primary, Will Be OUT Of Congress January 3, 2027!

And so too did Dan Crenshaw, who some of you have dubbed “Eyepatch McStain”, a reference to his strong RINO tendencies, often reminiscent of John McCain.

In any event, he’ll be gone soon:

Good bye Dan, trust me when I say you will NOT be missed:

With the primary lost and no other path to remain in Congress unless/until he runs in a future election, Crenshaw will officially be out of Congress on January 3, 2027:

Election Results: Texas’s 2nd Congressional District

He lost his Republican primary election on March 3, 2026, to challenger Steve Toth (a Texas state representative) in Texas’s 2nd Congressional District. Multiple sources, including NBC News, AP projections, the Houston Chronicle, CBS News, and others, confirm this as a significant upset. Crenshaw was the only Texas GOP House incumbent without President Trump’s endorsement, and the race highlighted divisions within the party, with Toth positioning himself as more aligned with MAGA priorities in a redrawn, more conservative district.

Impact and Future Representation

Since Texas’s 2nd District is heavily Republican, the GOP primary winner (Toth) is effectively guaranteed to win the general election in November 2026. Therefore:

  • Service Timeline: Crenshaw will continue serving until the end of his current term.

  • Term Conclusion: His term ends on January 3, 2027, when the new Congress (120th) convenes and Toth (or whoever wins the general) is sworn in.

  • Resignation Status: He is not resigning early; he will serve out his full term. His official congressional website and profiles (e.g., congress.gov, clerk.house.gov) still list him as the current representative for Texas’s 2nd District in the 119th Congress.

This marks him as the first incumbent House member to lose in the 2026 cycle so far.

Gee, I can’t imagine why the voters didn’t like this guy?

RINO Pirate Dan Crenshaw: “If I ever meet Tucker Carlson, I’ll f***ing k*ll him. I’m not joking.”

Dan Crenshaw Loses It In Profanity-Laced MELTDOWN (Warning: Graphic)

WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AHEAD!

Wow, what a day on X!

My man Dean Cain basically summed it up perfectly earlier today when he posted this:

Yes indeed, Superman!

X has been wildly entertaining today and even last night as people are losing their ever-loving minds!

Earlier today I covered the very ghetto (according to popular vote, not my opinion) Jasmine Crockett who is apparently spending all her time on X instead of working and not doing it very well.

Let’s just say “thin-skinned” would be an improvement for her:

Meet Jasmine Crockett, Triggered On X — In For a Very Rough Future

But perhaps the even bigger meltdown goes to Dan Crenshaw.

Or as some of you have dubbed him “Eyepatch McCain” — pointing out his political similarities to that RINO turd John McCain.

Or as some of you have further dubbed him “Eyepatch McStain”.

Now if I know one thing, it’s that Crenshaw most definitely will not be taking well to the name “Eyepatch McStain” because he didn’t even take well to being questioned if he was the one pushing for the pay raise for Congress.

He absolutely melted down in a profanity laced tirade.

It started when Nick Sortor reported that Crenshaw was behind the effort to get pay raises for Congress.

Hey, I get it man….inflation is tough right now, we all need more dough!

Most of us can’t just VOTE ourselves more money, but more power to you if you can!

But Eyepatch did NOT like that report before much and responded in a profanity-laced tirade:

Yeah or maybe you’re a fucking lying piece of shit because I’m not even on the YES list for the whip team. Never have been. But hey, whatever gets you pathetic bottom feeders your click bait. Fucking incels.

Yes, folks….that’s a sitting member of Congress with a VERY ghetto response on par with, or worse, than Jasmine Crockett.

And I suppose that could have been excused as just blowing off some steam if that’s all there was, but the thing is he was only getting warmed up.

He then responded with this:

Anonymous coward like “catturd” talking shit without any evidence. I’m used to it. Sorry I was guy fighting the wars that little bitches like you would never dare to. One of us has actually served this country and continues to, while losers like you make money being trolls on social media. I live in Atascocita, just outside Houston. If you think I’m “rich,” you’re a fucking idiot. The people getting rich off politics are the “influencers” like Catturd selling their platforms to the highest bidder.
Sorry to break to it yall, that’s the truth.

Wow!

Don’t we have decorum standards for Congress and doesn’t this wildly violate them?

This man has a dark heart and clearly is not well.

Pack your bags Eyepatch, something tells me you’re going to be on the business end of a primary soon.

This is a Guest Post from our friends over at WLTReport. View the original article here.
 

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