If you haven’t heard yet, the Trump 2020 campaign has decided to make straws great again by selling them on the campaign website.
Because metal straws and paper straws just aren’t cutting it, the campaign decided to make their own recyclable plastic straws (see below). The copy with the information on the straws says, “Liberal paper straws don’t work. STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP and buy your pack of recyclable straws today.”
Donald Trump Jr. and Brad Parscale both tweeted out about the straws but then SOMETHING WICKED released an excellent video that’s a take-off on a scene in Superman. This is great!
I met a traveler From an antique land Who said:
Two yuge And paperless straws of red Stand in the Heartland.
And on them, these words:
‘I am Trump, straw of straws!
Look upon my works, ye Democrats, and Despair!’
The song in the video might sound familiar to anyone who has gone to a Trump rally. It’s the Rolling Stones song ‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want’. President Trump always plays the song before his rallies.
— SOMETHiNG WiCKËD (@som3thingwicked) July 21, 2019
The screen shot below shows what’s on the Trump 2020 website:
“Liberal paper straws don’t work. STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP and buy your pack of recyclable straws today.”
Please allow 12-14 business days.
Reusable & Recyclable
Pack of 10 identical straws as shown
Made in USA