Well, now that we’ve got that out of the way…what’s next, how to strap an explosive device on your kids?

Obama once remarked that he’d like to see more Muslims acting  in non-terrorist roles in movies. What about wife-beating roles? Based on this “how to” video, the filmmakers could eliminate the need for an acting coach in the budget…

From Freedom4Expression (publisher of the “how to” video above):

QURAN 4:34 – “Men have authority over women because God has made the one superior to the other, and because they spend their wealth to maintain them. Good women are obedient. They guard their unseen parts because God has guarded them. As for those from whom you fear disobedience, admonish them and send them to beds apart and beat them. Then if they obey you, take no further action against them. Surely God is high, supreme.”