Obama started the online store selling any cheap crap you could think of. This store tops that! It’s like if you didn’t know better you’d think it’s a joke. Trust me…it’s very real.
The New York Times notes that the Hillary Clinton “keepsake” shop is open, serving as yet another progressive tax on stupidity.
I guess maybe I approve of that. Frankly, we should have more progressive taxes on stupidity. It’s been subsidized way too long.
So you can buy a t-shirt that looks like one of Hillary’s sexless, charmless, formless pantsuits. No really — she calls it “The Everyday Pantsuit Tee.” She throws a “The” in front of it because that’s what lame outlets do, they say they’re selling you “The Cable-Knit Sweater” or “The Six Dollar Burger.”
What It Actually Says: I work the tapioca line at the Group Home
Here’s the “Stitch by Stich Throw Pillow.”
What Team Hillary Wants It To Say: A little subversive wit delivered with old-world charm
What It Actually Says: Old ladies collect throw pillows like junkies collect pill bottles
That’s fifty bucks, by the way.
For $25, I’ll sell you a pillow that says “There’s SomethIng Deeply, Badly Wrong With Me.”
This t-shirt is called “The Supporter.” I think it’s deliberate that “The Supporter” is a male, or sort of male, at least. I mean, he’d be on that side of the spectrum if you graphed it.
You know — men are the supporters, #Women are the #ActionHeroes. #Progress.
What It Actually Says: Mom, Dad — I’d like to talk to you about what happened to me at summer camp.
Via: Ace of Spades