When I first saw this, I figured it had to be a joke…
You know, like one of those Babylon Bee satire posts.
Because honestly, it’s absolutely hilarious:
Seriously… it might be time to get a life and STFU. pic.twitter.com/UW5GPn2B4o
— Stacy is Right (@PoliticalStacy) September 22, 2026
But here’s the thing….it’s not fake.
It’s real!
It’s real and it’s spectacular!
Imagine having such extreme TDS that you put this out there thinking it actually makes you sound good or makes Trump look bad.
It does neither.
But it is greatly entertaining me today, so I’m so glad she said it!
From Newsbreak:
President Donald Trump’s niece has accused him of allegedly hurling a baseball “as hard as he could” at her when she was just five years old.
In a candid conversation with journalist April Ryan, the president’s niece delved into the family dynamics, noting that her grandmother would typically spend time with the girls whilst her grandfather would hang out with the boys. “I tried to hang with my brother and my cousin and my uncles, but one, I was the youngest, and two, I was a girl, so they didn’t really want me around, but I would try,” Mary reminisced.
Mary remembered that whenever the future president would visit, which was quite often since they spent most weekends there, she would usually try to engage in sports with him and her Uncle Rob. “We’d play either soccer or throw baseball in the backyard,” she shared with Ryan.
“So yes, I would play ball with them,” Mary continued. “But Donald, despite the fact that he was 20 years older than I was and I was five, would still throw the ball as hard as he possibly could.”
Ryan was taken aback by this revelation. “What? Oh my God,” she exclaimed, likening the president to the male equivalent of “Cruella de Vil,” reports the Irish Star.
Newsweek adds more details, and the part I love about both of these is how she claims she was 5 and he was 20 years older. Right, because it’s so common for 25 year olds to play catch with 5 year olds, right?
Mary Trump, President Donald Trump’s niece, offered a glimpse into her childhood and family dynamics, describing moments when she played sports with her uncles during visits to her grandparents’ home.
ADVERTISEMENTSpeaking during a conversation with journalist April Ryan, Mary Trump said she often felt sidelined as the youngest child in the family and the only girl among her cousins and siblings.
“I tried to hang with my brother and my cousin and my uncles, but one, I was the youngest, and two, I was a girl, so they didn’t really want me around, but I would try,” Mary Trump said.
Mary Trump has spoken publicly about her childhood interactions with Donald Trump and has previously said that the president’s behavior and personality were evident early in life.
The story Mary Trump said during the interview with Ryan reflects her broader claims about the Trump family environment.
What To Know
Mary Trump said she did sometimes join in when her uncles were around, particularly during weekend visits.“Whenever Donald was at my grandparents’ house, because we spent most of our weekends there, and whenever he and my uncle Rob came in from the city, we’d play either soccer or throw baseball in the backyard,” she said. “So yes, I would play ball with them.”
“But Donald, despite the fact that he was 20 years older than I was and I was five, would still throw the ball as hard as he possibly could,” Mary Trump added.
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Pure comedy!
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